HERBERT THE WISE SAGE'S QUIZ - EASY MODE

Sow, for those of you who haven't read the book, or the information just hasn't twigged, yet, here's a bunch of easy questions to start off with:

1) How does Splot, the "Floating" Pink Blob get around? Does he:

a) Walk

b) Float

c) Roll

2) How old is Bob Piercem? Is he:

a) 18

b) 25

c) 8

3) Which one of these was invented by Dr. Kerr Michael? Was it:

a) Sliced bread

b) Lava cart

c) The Cancan

4) What could the Candlemoth do that was really weird?

a) Do the Macerena

b) Swim

c) Do the Cancan

5) How did Pip, the walking, talking skeleton die?

a) He Choked on a pip

b) He tripped over his shoelace

c) He smelt his own armpits

ANSWERS