Appearance: Bob Piercem's Perplexing Quest 1, 2 + 3
Age: Deceased
Pip died after choking on a pip, and after waking up in a place which he calls “The Place Surrounded by Puddles” he found a hat which he put on to make him look suave, or something. Since then, his dream was to get a job in a primary school or to get his house deed back. He comes out with lots of jokes which are a dead loss.