HERBERT THE WISE SAGE'S POEM

Sow, for those of you who loved my poem sow much in the story 'Bob Piercem's Perplexing Quest' here it is!

Herbert the Wise Sage

Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He is a wise old sage!
Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He won’t get into a rage!

He knows sow many languages!
Like English, French, Italian, and Spanish!

Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He is a wise old sage!
Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He won’t get into a rage!

He likes sow many veggies, like turnips, carrots, and radishes!
He knows how to keep them all looking very ravish!

Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He is a wise old sage!
Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He won’t get into a rage!

When it comes to an apple and plum,
He always says “Yum, yum!”

Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He is a wise old sage!
Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He won’t get into a rage!

When it comes to potatoes and cauliflower,
They surely will give him a log of power!

Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He is a wise old sage!
Yes, the plant Herbert, the plant Herbert!
He won’t get into a rage!